I think Sadie got her feelings hurt when I said she was a creepy stalker. Sadie is a woman that I work with who is basically young enough to be my daughter. This point was driven home to me by a woman in the loemann’s dressing room who thought it was so cute to see me out with my preggie daughter. I had gone with Sadie to give her moral support as she tried to find some “in between” wear during the time between finding out you are in a family way and the time you actually NEED maternity clothes.
Needless to say I wanted to hurt this woman. Sadie is fricking 30 years old for God’s sake which means I must look 80 or something. I told the woman that the pants she was trying on made her look fat. Just kidding! Maybe…
Sadie is creepily nice. You think you are her best friend but you can never be sure. She is very popular. And secretive. Once, I was riding in her car and she made me put my head down near the floor when she saw people she knows. She has a cute nickname for me too; she calls me “taint”. She says it’s a combo of Aunt and Saint but sometimes people laugh when she calls me that.