What is wrong?
When God made me he left out the football chromosome. I just don’t care. I can’t believe I wrote that down-said it out loud so to speak. There you have it; I don’t give a rat’s ass about the Ravens. I don’t want to pretend that I do. I don’t know the player’s names or their positions, I don’t want to stay up and watch the game, and I don’t want to wear a jersey in Raven’s colors or go to a game, or especially, watch a game on TV. I don’t really understand football and I don’t want it explained to me. Sports on TV are stupid as far as I’m concerned (ducks down behind desk). EXCEPT division III men’s college lacrosse which is thrilling beyond belief.